It’s known as an “emoticon,” and is supposed to reassure you that the person on the other side of the computer screen is smiling back at you all warm and friendly-like.
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If there is no physical contact or actual sex, is it still an affair?“That is starting to even out in part because of the equality of opportunity that the Internet brings to everybody,” she says.While men traditionally have been the more unfaithful sex, gender roles are reversing in some cases as more women experience cybersex.Several studies suggest that even when there is no in-person contact, online affairs can be just as devastating as the real-world variety, triggering feelings of insecurity, anger and jealousy.Women usually feel more threatened by the emotional betrayal of a partner’s online affair, while men are more concerned about physical encounters, Hertlein says, but the gender differences are lessening.So if you’re a teenager who is reading this book in the bookstore’s café, tittering at the naughty bits over your double-espresso, than I have just one question for you: what the hell is a teenager doing drinking a double-espresso?A colon and an end-parentheses placed close together in text are supposed to denote a sideways smiley face. No tables were harmed during the making of this website.“It’s not just that you’re communicating with someone online but that there is a sexual or emotional nature,” says Katherine Hertlein, Ph D, an associate professor at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas who studies online affairs.“With the Internet, we’re moving away from just physical ideas about infidelity and acknowledging emotional infidelity.” While there is no universally accepted definition, an Internet affair frequently involves intimate chat sessions and sexually stimulating conversation or cybersex, which may include filming mutual masturbation with a Web camera.You can pass whatever laws you want..can debate the moral decay of our society from any pulpit in the nation..sex is a more permanent part of the Internet than the Microsoft logo.The purpose of this instruction book is to teach you, the computer novice, some of the basics of engaging in the most popular form of sexual expression on the Internet, namely: “cybering” with fellow computer owners who have no idea what to do with their computer now that they’ve gone out and spent all that money on one.And so it is this author’s mission to bring a little honor to “cybersex,” giving it the same respectability that phone sex now enjoys. So if we all pool together and do this thing right, it can really, really help me out of a jam. And now just a quick note on how this book is laid out. I’m using them to break up the text a little bit, and when I use them in the middle of a cyber chat, it’s to let you know what I’m really thinking on the inside. One final thought: there is a lot of filthy language in this book. It really is pretty raw; I gotta be up front about it.At various points in this book you will see little smiley faces like the ones at the beginning of this chapter. For example: cyberslut: I want to be anally fisted. But it’s a book about proper cybersex techniques, and that by definition means more foul language than a Tarantino Film Retrospective. The first question you’re going to ask me is: Why are you wasting your time writing a book about cybersex?